Written By Debate | 10/30/15
Frienship starter sentences!
- “You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”
- “Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”
- “As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”
- “Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”
- “You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”
- “Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”
- “I’ll be your wingman!”
- “I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”
- “No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”
- “Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”
- “Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”
- “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”
- “You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”
- “Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”
- “I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”
- “They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”
- “No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”
- “I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”
- “Are you eating my food?”
- “Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”
- “You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?”