• ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

  • ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

  • ⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

  • ✂: Just delete your tumblr already

  • ✌: You’re awesome

  • ♡: I love your blog

  • ❁: You’re beautiful

  • 🌸: You're attractive

  • ✓: I hate you

  • ☹: You’re ugly

  • ☀: I want to fuck you

  • ♬: I wish we were close

  • ♧: I wish we were friends in real life

  • ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

  • ☮: You inspire me

  • ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great

  • ✖: I would give you the greatest hug

  • ★: I'm scared to talk to you but I think you're great

  • ∇: You've changed urls/icons so much that I don't remember who you are

  • ○: I don't remember why I follow you

  • ☄: I wish I could help you but I'm not sure how

  • ✨: You've taught me things

  • ⚓️: I wish you'd take better care of yourself

  • ©: You're a bit problematic

  • ™: You're a cinnamon roll

  • ❄️: I cherish you

  • 🌙: Please post more

  • 💫: We don't talk much but I wouldn't mind being your friend

  • ♪: You're very talented

  • ∀: I don't understand you

 

Frienship starter sentences! 

roleplayaskmemes:

  • “You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”
  • “Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”
  • “As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”
  • “Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”
  • “You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”
  • “Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”
  • “I’ll be your wingman!”
  • “I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”
  • “No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”
  • “Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”
  • “Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”
  •  “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”
  • “You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”
  • “Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”
  • “I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”
  • “They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”
  • “No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”
  • “I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”
  • “Are you eating my food?”
  • “Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”
  • “You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?”
 

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